Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the customer say to the overworked seamstress?

Wow, you seamstressed out. (I'm so sorry)

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite