Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :(( Me: Rules are rules.

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea