Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Customer Jokes More Customer Jokes

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies?

Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'

Ignore Jokes More Ignore Jokes

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

Flashback Jokes More Flashback Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Where's the dog?

flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.