Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common?

They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV

What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

Why do Americans just ignore the "H" in "Herb"?

Honestly, no idea!

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Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.