Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?

From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

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Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

What replaces Steam, the gaming platform, in China?

Pollution.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.