What do you call a vaping vegan?

A steamed vegetable

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What does the train use to fuel it's gaming addiction?

Steam. I'm so sorry.

Why did the angry skeptic keep ignoring official reports about the eventual release of Half-Life 3?

He was blowing off Steam

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How do you get stuck in an annoying conversation with a stranger?

Ask someone vaping if you can bum a cigarette.

Why do I vape?

It's how I let off a little steam.

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What do you call a crippled kid locked in a hot car?

Steamed Vegetable.

What do you call an angry paraplegic?

A steamed vegetable.