Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword?

Seizure Salad

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

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Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey, you, get off of my cloud." A Scotsman says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."

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How do poor people make it rain?

They don't.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.