Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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What does it sound like when two churches fight?

Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.

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Why are native americans the best strippers?

Because when they dance they make it rain.

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !