Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

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Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.