Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

How can you tell if it is a Salvador Dali painting?

One of the clouds in the background is blowing another one.

What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman?

One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.