Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

because it's 92.96 million miles away.