Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

How are you related to the sun?

Because your teeth are the same colour as it.