What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

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What's the difference between a red head and a blue head?

Your grip.

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderwear.

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What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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What does the rapping shepard sing to his flock?

Ewe, crank that soldier boy!

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"