What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's hairy and flies through the air?

Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg?

A Blunt force

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times