What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?

A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

What do you call a piece of fruit that can fly?

A pearrot

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted