What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What wobbles as it flies?

A: A jelly-copter.

What is big hairy and can fly faster than sound?

King Koncord.

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Why are TV's attracted to people?

Because we turn them on. / /

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Why would Keemstar make a good NFL cornerback?

He's really good at swatting.

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How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted