Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Because he was Snow'den.
A shellicopter.
Man, wall mounts are awesome."
Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.
The SWAT team
Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.