What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How do cops get rid of flies?

They call in a S.W.A.T. team

What's gray and can't fly?

A parking lot.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Swat Jokes More Swat Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.