What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

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Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

Why are DJ's called 'radio personalities' ?

Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

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Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.