What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl?

One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other...

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

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The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

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Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.