What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"