What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

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What do New York McDonald's employees and people who read Ulysses have in common?

Liberal Arts Degrees.

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

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Why was the feminist happy when the newspaper got it wrong?

Because she enjoyed being Ms-quoted

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.