What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"

How do you get a woman to pick cotton?

Set her tampon string on fire.

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Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate?

By reading street signs.

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.