What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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Hello, ladies."

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Is this a tumblr meetup?"

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What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.

What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater