What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

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Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.