What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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With a broom and a dustpan.

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Pick a cod, any cod!

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The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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A heroine addict.

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

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This is the most violent thing I've ever read.