What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

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What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

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What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.