What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Why did the one eyed banker lose his job?

He didn't have any debtperception.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

What is a mouse's favorite record ?

Please cheese me' !

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!