What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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When all of a sudden Tinker Bell shows up. He goes to a worker and says, "Wow, you guys have fairies in here?

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Why do I like sweet potatoes?

Cuz they're yammy!!!

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore?

He/she barely even cuts it anymore.

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What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese