What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

What Pokemon likes to run?

Lucardio!

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."

Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Who is the commander of cheese?

Sargento

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.