What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda?

Battle Royale with cheese.

What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz?

Cheese was.

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What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese