Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in the garbage can?

Finding a dead baby in the recycle bin.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '