Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

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Retards don't wear Black.

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Let's name our sandwich shop after it

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I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

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He didn't like the Pilate

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.