Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

A: When it's french fried.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss

Engineering Student Jokes More Engineering Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Philosophy Student Jokes More Philosophy Student Jokes

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who doesn't want to be a millionaire?

Well, certainly not a billionaire.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What brand of shoes does a paranoid person wear?

Sketchers

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."