Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

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Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why do blondes wear underwear?

To keep their ankles warm.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!"

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why are Eskimos always alone?

Because they like being ice-olated

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

Fry Jokes More Fry Jokes

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What do gender studies graduates commonly say?

Would you like fries with that "

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Engineering Student Jokes More Engineering Student Jokes

Why didn't the engineering student have a good relationship with his professor?

There were too many truss problems.

Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !