What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

Why do feminists support gun control?

They don't like triggers

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'