A table can support itself
What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!
A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS
A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that
Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash
The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
I don't knead you anymore.