What's the difference between an arts student and a table?

A table can support itself

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What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

What did the topic sentence say to the evidence?

Why aren't you supporting me

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What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )