What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?

I don't know but it's not rhelephant.

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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Why was the apricot late to the party?

He got stuck in a jam.

Where do baby apes sleep?

Apricots.