What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

Where does an ape sleep?

A: In an apricot.