What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

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Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.