What do you call a fake psychic who was found out and now shoots up in ditches?

A high medium low

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

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What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil