Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What are peas attracted to?

Chickpeas

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."