Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Who run da world?

points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before ...squirrels

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."