Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Which songs do planets sing?

Neptunes.

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How do you take care of a baby?

Hire a hitman

Hummus Jokes More Hummus Jokes

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

Choir Jokes More Choir Jokes

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir."

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.