Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom?

Chickpea

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What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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Ask them to pronounce "hires"

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One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

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How much hummus did the anorexic girl order?

A tahini bit.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)