What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.