What's the difference between a black person and cancer?

Cancer got Jobs

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains?

If you answered "I don't know." I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What kind of cancer always stands by the government?

Pro-state cancer.

What's the diagnosis doctor?

What is your zodiac sign ' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Why don't house painters wear wedding rings on the job?

Nobody wants to marry an underemployed alcoholic.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!