What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat?

One mucks around in fountains.

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How to end world hunger ?

By letting the hungry die.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and the square root of 2 have in common?

They're both irrational.

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call a screaming timepiece?

An alarmed clock.

What is a vampire's favourite soup ?

Scream of mushroom !

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.