What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the longest game in the world?

Two women playing pool.

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

What does the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?

Shut the door im dressing

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !