Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did Vivaldi die poor?

Because he was baroque.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.