Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

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What's a stoners favorite word?

Here! (Must be said like you are holding a hit in)

How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?

They are yellow can they only hold small packages

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How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

What is Tom Brady's favorite opera?

Deflatermaus! (Die Fledermaus!)

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What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.