Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did Kermit the Frog say after Jim Hensen died?

Nothing...

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.