Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

How many feminists does it take screw in a lightbulb?

One she holds it in the socket and waited for the world to revolve around her.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "