Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens when a stormtrooper and a redshirt get in a fight?

The stormtrooper misses every shot, but the red shirt still dies.

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.