Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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Why was the phone busy all night?

Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

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Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.