Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Gentleman Jokes More Gentleman Jokes

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.