Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Why does no work ever get done on the Sun?

Because it's always a Sun day

Programmer Jokes More Programmer Jokes

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Who's there ! Cameron ! Cameron who ?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures !

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the koala get a job?

He didn't have enough koalifications!

What do black people and Apple Inc. have in common?

They have no jobs

Little Bit Jokes More Little Bit Jokes

Why do black people have white on their palms?

There's a little bit of good in everybody.

Why do black people have white palms?

There is little bit of good in all of us. p.s. not racist, my shadow is black.