He just needed a little bit of Clojure.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one
Colorizebot
Spell check!
An Algo-rhythm.
Because he didn't get arrays.
With a Cobang
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.
Hobos
Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.