Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Spectator Jokes More Spectator Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd