Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.