Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What do you call a deer with flashlights for eyes?

A bright eye deer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.