Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish with no eye's?

a fsh

What should we call this portable computer?

SOME GUY: Laptop everyone applauds...w/ tears in my eyes i crumple a paper that says Kneeputer

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture... What do you get when Sleeping Beauty gives a lecture on the Northern Lights to the people of Wonderland?

Aurora boring Alice.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder