Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

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Standard Jokes More Standard Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Beauty Jokes More Beauty Jokes

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.