It was a no brainer.
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One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Give them a "test tickle."
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
They take a gallop poll!
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Because he took the stairs.
You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.
Vegetarians!
Sleeping Beauty
Aurora boring Alice.
A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*
A catashopic.
They have white mail privilege.
Because he was in de-nile
Because he is lying.
A dog who can lick himself from across the room
Kermit the Fog !
It pains them to have standards.
