It was a no brainer.
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One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Give them a "test tickle."
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
They take a gallop poll!
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:
Because a tuna can!
They both begin a trip at the post!
Because bad news travels fast!
A snapping turtle!
Most people miss the twin towers.
Only some people get it.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
A gallop poll.
South Koreans
A Terminal Illness.
A man holding an aardvark.
When it's past your eyes.