It was a no brainer.
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One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Give them a "test tickle."
They conducted an in-turtle investigation.
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
They take a gallop poll!
By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)
Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
Their personality.
The Zika virus.
They both give kids a little head.
Two test tickles
Give it two test-tickles!
Because bad news travels fast!
They both came in a little behind.
Terminal Illness
Brexit has actually affected society.
He was conducting.
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"
Pirates (pronounced like pilates)
A fence.
Because it's always black and white.
So black kids could get dirty faces too.
