Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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Why do postmen carry letters?

Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Neapolitan Jokes More Neapolitan Jokes

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

Trilingual Jokes More Trilingual Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Suggest Jokes More Suggest Jokes

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.