Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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