Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What's the most common way to trigger a feminist?

Right away.

Dawg Jokes More Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

What's up dawg?

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Microsoft Jokes More Microsoft Jokes

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Crazy Person Jokes More Crazy Person Jokes

How does a crazy person travel through the woods?

They take the psychopath.

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Native American Jokes More Native American Jokes

Why are Native American strippers the best?

When they dance they make it rain.

What did the Native American do after culinary school?

He became a Souix chef.