Personality Jokes

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What does an IT guy use for birth control?

His personality.

What did the banker use for birth control?

His personality

What does a feminist use as a contraceptive?

Her personality

What does an accountant use for birth control?

His personality.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

What do accountants use for birth-control?

A. Their personalities.

What does an Engineer use for contraception?

His personality!

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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What does a violin player use as birth control?

Their personality

What, why?

is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god

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What are you talking about?

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What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Crazy Person Jokes More Crazy Person Jokes

What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons?

A pantalunatic.

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Vary Jokes More Vary Jokes

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What does the Michael Jackson action figure have written on the back of the box?

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2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

When is a 2 literally a 6?

When it has metaphor.

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

Postman Jokes More Postman Jokes

What do you call a person who delivers horribly?

A re-postman. Or a re-post person if you feel triggered.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail?

Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How many babies does it take to open a door?

Depends how hard you throw them.

When is a --- not a ---?

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Trilingual Jokes More Trilingual Jokes

What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?

Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth