Their personality.
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His personality.
His personality
Her personality
Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test
Him: Water Me: No, my personality.
A. Their personalities.
His personality!
Breast implants.
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Their personality
is it my hair Her: no Me: MY LOOKS! Her: no, it's your personality Me: oh thank god
The cat shat on the mat.
Because there's a clock on the stove.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
He used base 3.
Because they can't even.
Coach
A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!
They wear snowcaps.
Nothing. It was winter and she had mittens on.
To make it Fall.
an heir conditioner.
