Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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What's up dawg?

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What do nature and dogs have in common?

They both abhor a vacuum.

Snoop Dawg Jokes More Snoop Dawg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.