Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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Snoop Dawg Jokes More Snoop Dawg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?

1forest1

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask?

A Vinegar.

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Fo Drizzle Jokes More Fo Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry around an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Big Red Jokes More Big Red Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.