Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

Snoop Dawg Jokes More Snoop Dawg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Big Red Jokes More Big Red Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!