Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

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Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

Umbrella Jokes More Umbrella Jokes

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

Why does Snoop always carry an umbrella?

Fo da drizzle.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

How do you tell a good joke on reddit?

Wash it up over and over again until you get gold!

Fo Drizzle Jokes More Fo Drizzle Jokes

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dogs are called K9?

Because cats are K10

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.