Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why are you telling me this now?

Vader: Luke: Vader: I need a kidney.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

' Jokes More ' Jokes

What do you call an early bird special double date at a black-Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

Pho fo' fo' at fo'

What do snotty vegetables do when they see something they don't like ?

They 'turnip' their noses.

Big Red Jokes More Big Red Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

Snoop Dawg Jokes More Snoop Dawg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Fo Drizzle Jokes More Fo Drizzle Jokes

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why did Snoop Dogg buy an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl bring 2 basketballs to the basketball game?

Because there was 2 basketball courts. DUH!

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

What's the difference between pizza and a black guy?

The pizza can feed a family