What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!