What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your ... sheets

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve