What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

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Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.