Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Previous Random Joke Next

S Jokes More S Jokes

What starts with "p," ends with "s," and is really long?

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What's the difference between a repost and a bullet?

I don't want to put a repost in my mouth

10 Inch Jokes More 10 Inch Jokes

What's 10 inches long and white?

Nothing.

What's red, 10 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I try to put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage. sorry.