A toothbrush.
To shake things up on network tv.
A whambulance
Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
The baby and the dad.
Brushing your teeth!
Brushing your teeth