What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth