What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

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Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

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Cause they don't have balls to scratch

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A balloon animal!

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He was un hoppy !

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The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

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A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

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Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

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They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.

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An udder failure.

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.