What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Why was the whiteboard angry with the Eraser?

The Eraser had rubbed the Whiteboard the wrong way.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Why did the funeral director cover his mouth?

he kept coffin

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Toothbrush Jokes More Toothbrush Jokes

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call the statistics for the total amount of waste produced by the US this year?

Gross

White Liquid Jokes More White Liquid Jokes

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!