When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
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Coffee Mug
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
West Virginia, anywhere else it would be called the teethbrush
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.
A toothbrush.
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.
Pulp friction.
An episode of The Biggest Loser
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
Cancer stole our jobs!"
Ho, tell me where my money is!
Sonnet the hedgehog
With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
A clockshund!
You get a tizzy signal!
Suture self!
I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!