How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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Who's the funniest girl you know?

A: Lola.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina?

Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.

What's the thing that is about 5-6 inches long, it goes into mouth and when you rub it back and forth it produces a white liquid?

A toothbrush.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

Teethbrush Jokes More Teethbrush Jokes

How do you know the toothbrush was invented in the South?

Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.