How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

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What's your favorite word?

5-Year-Old: Empathy! I don't even know what it means! Me- I know how you feel.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards?

An episode of The Biggest Loser

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How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

How do you know a redneck invented the toothbrush?

If it where anyone else it woulda been called a teethbrush

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.