Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What is white and gold and black and blue?

A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell.

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

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Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

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Two wee chaps

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Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.