Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

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What were the headlines like when the shovel was invented?

There's been a ground breaking discovery...

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Why did the blonde throw tic-tacs in her spaghetti?

The recipe told her to mints her garlic.

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.