Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What are you guys yelling about?

them: YOU'RE DRIVING

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

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What do you call someone who sings about mints?

A "Minstrel".

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Lifesaver Jokes More Lifesaver Jokes

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.