Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

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Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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I heard the clubs are to die for.

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She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

What English King invented the fireplace ?

Alfred the grate !

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A "Minstrel".

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One of them makes sense!

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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.

How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.