Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call a guy who wants to join the mile high club by himself?

A high-jacker.

What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.