Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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What did the balding German frau exclaim when her husband left her?

Ach! I tink I'm losing mein Herr!

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

Want to hear my pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.