Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

He's all right now.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

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How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

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How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

How do you get a black man out of a tree?

Cut the rope.