How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

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Why was the fish swimming alone?

Because he left the school.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What do you call a beach where you go to shoot gorillas and break Islamic law?

Haram Bay

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

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How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How does every ethnic joke start?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool