How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a traffic light tells to another traffic light?

Dont look at me I'm changing

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

Why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can make dinner and get head at the same time.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.