How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

Why did the mathematician ignore the tan lady on the beach?

He was too concerned with the tan gent.

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Where I from?

Please tell me.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What is the scariest part of a cavity search?

When they put both their hands on your shoulders but keep searching

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.