How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

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What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable