How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach?

Sandy

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!