How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why does the man go to the beach when he's hungry?

Because of the sand which is there.

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you say to a two headed monster?

Hello hello.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

What's that terribly ugly thing on your shoulders?

Harry: Help! What is it Fred: Your head!