How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What is the name of that casino on the beach?

Pair-a-dice.

Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach?

San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ?

Anita you like I need a hole in the head !

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.