He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
A shark spooked him while he was surfing.
Pepper water makes them sneeze.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.
Haram Bay
A "C" gull!
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
A eunucorn.
Your head.
Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.
looks over both shoulders....