How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What do you call an octopus that fights sharks?

An octobrave. I'm sorry.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why didn't Drake head on down to South Park?

He would never leave his woes behind.

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!