What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What do you get when you cross a seal and a polar bear?

A polar bear.

What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal?

Press'n Seal

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with Vegetables?

Mrs Hawking

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."