What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

How many tickles does it take to pleasure an anime character?

Ten.

Canadian Club Jokes More Canadian Club Jokes

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!