What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

What are seals made out of?

Cealls

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's so funny?

asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.

Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.