What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

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What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

Why does a white guy go to a brothel?

For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What should i do now?

to which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else !"

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD