Why would I play something I have no chance of winning?

I replied.

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

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Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl