Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ?

You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !