Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

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Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog ?

A croaker spaniel !

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.