Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What do you call a frog with seven legs?

A seven-legged frog.

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Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ?

Because of all the cheetahs !

Whose baby was it?

The elephant's!

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.