How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Why should you never stand behind Elsa from Frozen?

You never know when she'll Let it Go.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay?

Putin! Putin!

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

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What was the first reference to pole vaulting in the Bible?

When Jesus cleared the temple.

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.