How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

How do you know if a Polak is there?

A: He's the one with a duck.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs