Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

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Why do you see so many Bernie Posts on r/all?

Because supporters of other candidates are out working or voting.

Why won't anti vaxers ever win an election?

All their supporters are home with sick kids

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What city is the favorite place for anti-Semites?

Juno

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.