What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What do you get when you cross Tom Cruise with nails?

A cruiseifixion.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork