What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises