What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair