What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!"

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair