What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

A: Replace the nails with screws.

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair