What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.