What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.