Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What is a Redneck virgin?

A 7-year-old that can run faster than her brothers!

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets