Why did the brother octopi look so alike?

They were itentacle twins.

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Why did the introvert polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.