What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What are your thoughts on monorails?

They make decent one-liners.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What did the cheeseburger name her daughter?

Patty.

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"