What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

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What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

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Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue