What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.