What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

What do you call a dedicated but untalented gymnast?

A working stiff

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.