What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!

Why did the musician give his daughters the same name?

So he could yell "Anna 1, Anna 2!"

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Why was the man sued by his horse?

For palomino-money!

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull