What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

What do you do when a woman serves you bad sushi?

Sue she