What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

How are lawyers and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from a tree

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did Eli Manning didn't react to the Broncos winning the Superbowl?

Because the fine bros would sue.

How does a lawyer name their kids?

Bill and Sue