What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Sue Jokes More Sue Jokes

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

Why did the oil covered seagull get sued?

There can only be one goo gull