What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

What do you call a cow that has given birth?

Decalfinated.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

Why does New York have all the lawyers while New Jersey got all the garbage dumps?

New Jersey got to pick first

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.