What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do Iraqi men do that gets them laid on the first date?

They give their women awesome Dinar.

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many pull-ups can you do?

Me: 22. Wife: How many with witnesses Me: Almost 1.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.