What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why do people keep asking me what I'm going to be doing in three years?

I don't have 2020 vision.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did I need to bring a shovel on my first date?

Clearly the chloroform wasn't enough.

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

Witness Jokes More Witness Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.