Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
She gives birth to a son.
Decalfinated.
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
That was a brief case.
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
Because they can lie about their age!
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors
