Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

What did Jay Z call his girlfriend when they were dating?

A Feyonce

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date