Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

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Why did the capacitor kiss the diode?

He just couldn't resistor.......

What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?

When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date