Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

What's a calender's favorite fruit?

Dates.

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What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date