Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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How much calcium is in a kiss?

Enough to make a bone hard.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What is the most popular birthday based on Internet records?

January 1st, 1993

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date