What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

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What does a woman get every month that lasts 3-5 days?

Her husband's salary.

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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Premature emasculation.

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He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1