What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

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Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

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What is the date in Germany/Brasil today?

7-1. (world cup)

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1