What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet?

Because she thought it was Diet Coke

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

A: Out dated farming equipment.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.