What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What did Mr. Freeze do with his wife on their first date?

Netflix and chill.

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the container store?

To find a tight seal.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop