What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why is the north pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the south pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

What do you call a band of otters!?

otterpop

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case: