What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

What do you guys think of polar bears?

I think they all white.

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a walrus?

A walrus has at least two valid points.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Otter Jokes More Otter Jokes

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

Where are otters from?

Otter space!