Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

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How do you know you are dating a women, not a girl?

A girl has no name.

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..

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Why is God depressed?

Imagine...*You* Being God, the Lord, Him... But imagine us.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.