Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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Why should you never date someone with a lazy-eye...?

Because you never know if they're seeing someone on the side.

What's the best part about dating 26 year olds?

There's twenty of them.

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What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What's it like to work in customer service/retail?

Imagine there's a race of people called customers. Now imagine you're a huge racist.