Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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What would my hippie side be doing right now?

I already know that

When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

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What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What if Rob Lowe robbed Lowes?

Just imagine the crazy headlines. They'd probably say something like... "Rob Lowe Robs Lowes"

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.