Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

Ancestry.Com Jokes More Ancestry.Com Jokes

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat."

Illinois Jokes More Illinois Jokes

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.