Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca?

A Chewie

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Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

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What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

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How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

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What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

What type of dog is always amazed?

A Chi-WOW!-ua

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Why couldn't the Hungarian programmer buy a third long?

Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents