Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

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What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

How do you keep an idiot busy?

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

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What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.