Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

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What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com

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What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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What's a redneck's favorite dating website?

Ancestry.com

How do dating sites in Alabama save money?

They link to Ancestry.com